Can You Hear Me Now?
If you are wearing a Bluetooth, please don’t. If you are driving and it’s a necessity, I may let it slide. But only if it’s an emergency.
If I can only see you from the neck up and you have a Bluetooth in your ear, I can only assume it is coupled with a fanny pack and phone clip of some kind on your belt. If you are wearing one as you walk around, or better yet, when you aren’t even on the phone and it is part of your outfit in some way, please don’t. I can’t take you seriously.
Will there be a sudden emergency as we are standing around talking that is SO monumental you can’t actually take the phone out of your pocket and answer it? Are you factoring in the slightest chance that pirates may show up, tie your arms behind your back and you will have to smash your ear against a wall to answer the phone? I am reasonable. If you gave me an explanation I may understand. But I probably won’t.
If you post pictures of yourself on a dating website wearing said Bluetooth it will be an immediate turn off. Please believe me.
Thank you in advance for your understanding,
Darcy
Love the fanny pack and phone clip details. They do go together.
Right!? It’s quite a look they got going there! Thanks for checking it out!
You are hilarious. I have a big ole’ crush on you Darcy!