He’s Baaack
Robbie called me frantic yesterday.
“Darcy! I just thought about it. Since you taking so long to figure out if you will date me or not, do you think you can freeze your eggs. I really want you to bear my children, and this is taking a long fucking time.”
“First of all, what the fuck? Second of all, I am not “figuring out” if I want to date you or not, I don’t want to date you. And I tell you that daily. Thirdly, isn’t there some other young girl you can find out there to torture?”
“I have no problem getting chicks. They love me. No. I like you. I love you. You’re my girl. You’re my action. You’re where it’s at. You are going to be my wife. Give in now.”
Want to catch up on dear old Robbie?See: Channeling Demi July 6, 2010,The Robbie Report, June 23, 2010, Real Phone Calls From Real Men, June 14, 2010, Real Texts From Real Men May 27, 2010, and Real Voice Mail From Real Men, June 1, 2010.
Trackbacks
- Robbie Reunion « Darcy Dates
- Real Texts From Robbie « Darcy Dates
- My Date With Robbie. « Darcy Dates
- Meet Robbie’s Family « Darcy Dates
- Hey Jealousy… « Darcy Dates
- Robbie On Housekeeping « Darcy Dates
- A Visit From Robbie « Darcy Dates
- A Diamond is Forever. And So is Robbie. « Darcy Dates
- Robbie.com « Darcy Dates
- Sometimes…I Stalk Too. « Darcy Dates
- Eleven Missed Calls « Darcy Dates
- Robbie Gets Cocky « Darcy Dates
I’m not sure whether to laugh or be really really freaked out. More of the latter at the moment. Here’s hoping he eventually goes away.