Advice From My Ex-Husband
August 11, 2010
“Darce, he must not like you that much because if he did he would try to bang you that night.”
“But he-”
“No.”
“You don’t understand he was-”
“Nope.”
“He was with all of his friends. It was boys night. He didn’t even have to invite me to boys night, but he did!”
“Penis before friends.”
“But he-”
“No, Move on. Next”
“Fine.”
Why am I listening?
“But he-”
“No.”
“You don’t understand he was-”
“Nope.”
“He was with all of his friends. It was boys night. He didn’t even have to invite me to boys night, but he did!”
“Penis before friends.”
“But he-”
“No, Move on. Next”
“Fine.”
Why am I listening?













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