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Take My Ex-Wife. Please.

December 6, 2010

Jason and I sat proudly watching Bear in his weekend sports league while sharing a mini buffet of food we bought from the vending machine. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Jason says something incredibly sweet and heartfelt. A compliment, which for Jason, is rare.

“I was watching Client 9, the Elliot Spitzer story. You should totally quit your job and do that. You’d be good at it.”
“You’re suggesting I become a prostitute?”
“Not a prostitute. An escort.”
“That’s the same thing.”
“No it’s not. They are looking for cute girls who you can talk to. You know, have conversations with. They’d like you.”
“I see you’ve really thought this through.”
I heart my baby daddy. He’s always looking out for me. I wonder if he’d be my pimp. Kind of like a family business. But totally inappropriate and illegal.

More on Jason? See: Advice From My Ex-Husband.

5 Comments leave one →
  1. tara permalink
    December 6, 2010 9:59 am

    i love this and i will be stealing this to show my girlfriends..
    beyond funny…and twisted and sweet…
    i have thought it does’nt sound that bad haha…

    • December 6, 2010 10:09 am

      Thank you!!! Share away! Please! Thanks for reading and thanks for commenting!

  2. December 6, 2010 11:46 am

    But totally inappropriate and illegal.

    Only in 48 states!

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