Real Phone Calls From Real Men
A guy friend called me up the other day. He sounded totally distressed.
“I need to talk to you. I need advice. (Insert dramatic sigh here.) I was talking to this girl I have gone on three dates with and I really like her. But as I was talking to her, I accidentally hit a button on my computer and porn started playing. Really loud. She got upset and said she would text me later and that she doesn’t really know what to say. What do I do? Did I do anything wrong?”
Huh. I’m stumped. What would Ron Jeremy do?
Paging Ron Jeremy, paging Ron Jeremy. We have a question for you on the white courtesy phone.
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