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JDon’t 101

May 2, 2010

This entry I do not have to write myself. These are actual lines from JDate profiles.

“I am an investment banker, but not a douchebag”

“Manhattan girls only, no Murray Hill please”

“I like my job so much I want to hump it”

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  1. Sarah Brooks permalink
    May 15, 2010 12:52 am

    Dear Darcy,

    I love your blog! It is hysterical and I can relate on so many levels.

    Here is my all time favorite Jdate story.

    Jdate photo was really hot. It looked professionally done. We IM’d for weeks. Made a few plans to get together but it never happened. Had phone sex (eww! Total cringer, but I was one naive recently separated women from a man I met at age 22). One night I showed my two friends his jdate profile. One friend said his photo was Michael Vartan from the movie Never Been Kissed and some other show on TV. I Googled Michael Vartan, and sure enough “Joseph Blanton’s” photos on jdate were Michael Vartnan’s promotional head shots. I then Googled Joseph Blanton, and he, by the way, is a star pitcher for the Red Sox. I am convinced that the guy who made this profile was a sixteen-year-old boy, not a corporate attorney like he said he was.

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