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Real Texts From Real Men

May 25, 2010

A guy who I have never slept with asked me if I wanted to hang out. I told him I couldn’t. He sent me a text with a picture of his actual penis.
Crickets.
“Why don’t you send me one now?” He asked.
I don’t have a penis I think to myself. I then wonder if this is what people do these days. Next time I ask my friend if she wants to go get a manicure with me, and she declines, I am just going to send her a picture of my tits. Maybe it will make her change her mind.
It’s 2010 and apparently, this is how it goes.

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