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He’s Baaack

August 6, 2010

Robbie called me frantic yesterday.

“Darcy! I just thought about it. Since you taking so long to figure out if you will date me or not, do you think you can freeze your eggs. I really want you to bear my children, and this is taking a long fucking time.”

“First of all, what the fuck? Second of all, I am not “figuring out” if I want to date you or not, I don’t want to date you. And I tell you that daily. Thirdly, isn’t there some other girl you can find out there to torture?”

“I have no problem getting chicks. They love me. No. I like you. I love you. You’re my girl. You’re my action. You’re where it’s at. You are going to be my wife. Give in now.”

Want to catch up on dear old Robbie?See: Channeling Demi July 6, 2010,The Robbie Report, June 23, 2010, Real Phone Calls From Real Men, June 14, 2010, Real Texts From Real Men May 27, 2010, and Real Voice Mail From Real Men, June 1, 2010.

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