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Snooki Said It

August 25, 2010

“Guys are douchebags and I hate them all. They don’t know how to deal with women and I feel that is why the lesbian rate is going up in this country.”
-Snooki, Jersey Shore

This just in: Great minds really do think alike. I already said this! Well, differently of course. See: As Long As You Are Happy & Single Man Drought.

While I love men, I have had just about enough of dating. I told my friend Gary I was going to change the name of Darcy Dates to Darcy Eats, about a girl who eats herself into oblivion until it becomes a full on airlift situation.
“Darcy Eats is brought to you by Ben & Jerry’s and Purina Fancy Feast.” He said.
Ugh. The cats. I forgot about the cats. I am going to need to get some cats. But I am beyond allergic. Sigh.

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5 Comments leave one →
  1. August 25, 2010 11:40 am

    Yeah, but then you ruin the alliteration.

    How about “Darcy Dotes”?

    “Darcy Dredges” (as in, dating the dredges)?

    Oooh, oooh… “Darcy Demolishes.”

    That one gets my vote.

  2. August 25, 2010 2:25 pm

    Or Dour Darcy?

  3. August 25, 2010 4:11 pm

    Darcy Dookies.

    Tee hee. I feel like I’m in third grade again. :-p

  4. BitchinVixen permalink
    August 25, 2010 4:54 pm

    They have nearly full proof allergy meds for the cats luv. Works wonders.

    Death by Chocolate Fudge Brownie all the way!

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