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Lessons From Boys Night

February 28, 2011

The other night I accepted an impromptu invite to boys night. What better way to gain insight into the inner workings of the male mind then to become one of them, if only for a couple of hours.

I learned of the great lengths one guy would go to in order to NOT have a lady friend spend the night. We will call him Pete Daniels. According to Pete, to prevent a lady caller from spending the night he does the following:
1) Hides the toilet paper. After all, a woman can’t possibly be comfortable with no toilet paper.
2) Removes the additional pillows from the bed. Won’t she get the hint she is not welcome for an overnight stay if she doesn’t have her own pillow?
3) Keeps only a twin blanket on a queen size bed. Sorry, no room for you under the covers.

Pete, you are adorable. However ladies, my advice is to not go home with Pete Daniels anytime time soon. If you must, remember to bring your own sleeping bag. Oh! And toilet paper too, of course.

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. The Single Girl permalink
    February 28, 2011 6:59 pm

    Haha, this is hilarious. I had a guy friend walk a girl the half a mile home to her house so she wouldn’t try anything…hilarious

    • March 1, 2011 12:58 pm

      I have a guy friend who once walked a girl out of his apartment telling her he needed to go get a haircut, said goodbye, hopped in a cab, and had the driver circle his block once and drop him back off at his building when the coast was clear. This was years ago though!

  2. March 4, 2011 5:31 am

    This is ridiculous!! I hate it when guys assume women always want something more. I tend to sleep over because I can’t be bothered getting home and then I leg it out of there in the morning. Or even have breakfast, whatever. No need for there to be no respect. At least, that’s how it used to be. Now I just stay away because I can’t be bothered to deal with the guys calling the next day. Uhm, it was just a kiss, it was just some fun, CHILLAX. Bless them.

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