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I’m Divorced, You’re Divorced…Let’s Party?

April 25, 2011

I was on my nightly conference call with Max and Alexis. Max tells me he has just returned from a fabulous dinner party and there he met a really cool, pretty, divorced woman who is currently single who I must meet. He suggested the two of us could go out together and hit the town.
“You guys would have so much fun going out together. You are both divorced. And you’d really have a great time.”
“Really? Oh. How old is she?”
“Sixty-One.”
“Years old???!” I asked.
Alexis and I laugh hysterically. The conversation had taken a very sad turn.
“I don’t understand Max. Just cause you’re gay I don’t suggest you go hang out and party with every gay person I meet.”
Alexis and I laugh even harder.

Apparently, this is what happens when you are divorced. People want you to hang out with other unmarried people. I don’t know if you know this, but if you are a single adult, you are put into the same category with all other single adults. It’s like the economy class of relationship status’. I am used to this by now (See: Townie-rific). My mother actually tried to set up a 28 year old gay male friend of mine, with her never married single friend who is 54. And a woman. Listen folks, not all Asians look alike, and not all single people are the same.
Thank you.
Signed,
Darcy.

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. The Single Girl permalink
    April 25, 2011 5:51 pm

    Haha oh dear! Loved the post 🙂

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