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A Diamond is Forever. And So is Robbie.

May 2, 2011

You thought he was gone right? Robbie? Well he isn’t. He still calls several times a day. As you know, I don’t answer much anymore but the other night I decided to see what the latest Robbie drama would bring.

“Hi Robbie.”
“Where have you been? I call you hundreds of times and you don’t answer.”
When he says hundreds, by the way, it’s a literal statement.
“Why did you call me at 2:37 am last night?”
“I wanted to talk to you.”
“Are you still hanging out with that loser boyfriend of yours?”
When Robbie refers to him as a loser, it’s strictly because it is not him.
“Yes. And don’t call him a loser ever again.”
“Are you going to marry him?”
“I don’t know that I am ever marrying anyone. But I am going to date him.”
Seriously? He makes this too easy.
“So you’re gonna date him forever?”
“It’s possible.”
“So you are telling me I will never have a shot at dating you ever again since you are dating him forever.”
“Then why do I keep calling you?”
“You tell me. I often wonder the same thing.”
“I screwed up Darcy. I love you. I am not giving up.”
“You have been trying for a year. That is a year of your energy wasted.”
“Over a year.”
“If you want to admit that, sure.”

Worried Robbie is gone for good? Don’t. After that conversation he called an hour later, the next morning at 11, 11:45, 5 pm, 8:30pm, 12 midnight and 1:23 am. Oh, and he is still calling. I have one more good update, but I will save it for another post…

Catch up on everyone’s favorite character, Robbie: See The Robbie Report, June 23, 2010Meet Robbie’s Family, My Date With Robbie, Robbie Reunion, He’s Baaack,August 6, 2010, Channeling Demi July 6, 2010,, Real Phone Calls From Real Men, June 14, 2010, Real Texts From Real Men May 27, 2010, and Real Voice Mail From Real Men, June 1, 2010 A Visit From Robbie, Robbie On Housekeeping, Hey Jealousy,

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7 Comments leave one →
  1. The Single Girl permalink
    May 3, 2011 5:01 pm

    Gotta admire the guys perseverance, wow.

    • May 6, 2011 12:23 pm

      I know right? It’s unreal. It’s still going strong. He should definitely be a telemarketer of some kind.


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