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December 27, 2011

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Guys, I am not quite sure how to say this…so I am just going to come right out and say it.

(Insert sound of throat clearing here)

“My penis would break you in half” is not an okay pickup line. It’s just not.

We clear?

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10 Comments leave one →
  1. December 29, 2011 11:40 am

    oy… been there. what’s wrong with them? i had a guy say “i swear you look like you’d be a great fuck” – i couldn’t help but respond “you’ll never know”

    • December 29, 2011 11:45 am

      Maybe you should have said, “I can give a great fuck you?” Thanks for reading Dorie! And thanks for sharing. Love it!

  2. December 29, 2011 7:40 pm

    Fine, fine. What if I say, “Well, maybe my penis won’t break you in half, but it might slap you around a little bit…”?

  3. January 18, 2012 10:12 pm

    seriously? And I thought ”here can you hang on to this, you’ll be needing it later” was bad….

  4. January 30, 2012 6:47 pm

    How about “You won’t even know I’m there”?

    • January 31, 2012 9:05 am

      This made me laugh. Don’t use that line, but I gotta say, for some reason…I think it’s funny!

  5. January 31, 2012 3:57 pm

    Hehe, don’t worry Darcy, I’m not planning on using that one any time soon. You laughed though, so I think you might go for it. 😉

    • January 31, 2012 4:05 pm

      you know what’s sad? You might be right. Getting me to laugh is always a good step.

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