Robbie Gets Cocky
April 4, 2012
“Do you know that I have given a UTI to every girl I have dated?”
“Um…no. I actually did not know that.”
“It’s cause I have a such a powerful penis.”
Crickets.
“Want me to give you a UTI?”
“No. I’m good.”
At least he has a new angle. Promising things like infections and discomfort. Come to think of it, he’s like an infection. That you just can’t get rid of. Oh Robbie. We love you.
(See: Channeling Demi, Robbie Reunion, The Robbie Report, He’s Baaack, My Date With Robbie, Robbie.com, Hey Jealousy, A Visit From Robbie , A Diamond is Forever and So Is Robbie, Advice From My Doorman, Robbie On Housekeeping, Real Calls From Real Men Meet Robbie’s Family.)
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sheesh just when I think he’s at the end of his talent he gives you that one (metaphorically speaking….).
run Darcy run!
He is the best! He writes himself! As I always say, he is the gift that keeps on giving! Thanks for reading and thanks for commenting.